Monday, November 28, 2005

No News Here


OK, I know this will come as exactly no surprise to you, but I just have to say it: Paul McCartney is such a useless fucking twat.
Sir Paul, and his wife Heather, looked aghast and close to tears as they watched the footage for a special report for the BBC's Six O'clock News to be screened on Monday.

[...]

"This is barbaric. Horrific," said Sir Paul.

"It's like something out of the dark ages. And they seem to get a kick out [of] it. They're just sick, sick people.

"I wouldn't even dream of going over there to play, in the same way I wouldn't go to a country that supported apartheid. This is just disgusting. It's just against every rule of humanity. I couldn't go there."
What's that, you say? Has political consciousness ripened so far? Can Sir Paul be supporting the Israeli boycott? Mmm, no. That would be the Chinese boycott you didn't know about because there isn't one, but which Sir Wings is trying to start because he saw a video of some horrid Chinese people torturing some poor defenseless widdel dogs and cats.

And lest you assume this is just the flash-in-the-pan divertissement of an edemic, psychotically affluent celebrizombie who's outlived the era of his remotest creative relevance by some mortifying half-dozen multiples and who spends his days in a clammy welter of desperation to retain the affections of his earnest, animal-lovin', daughter-aged wifebunny, well, just you think again:
Sir Paul McCartney has written to Martin Beaumont, the Co-op’s Chief Executive, urging him to give the store’s ethical claims meaning by immediately ending the sale of all factory-farmed duck meat.
That's right. It's about commitment, people.

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