Friday, June 17, 2005

What, And Give Up All That Bling?

Irineos doesn't care if you don't like him. Just because the Orthodox Church has voted to bust him down from Patriarch of Jerusalem to the rank of Sorry-Ass Monk for the measly little infraction of selling off hunks of the Arab Old City to Jewish investors doesn't mean he has to step down.

In a statement, Irineos indicated, 'Lalalalalalalalala! I can't hear you, my big fly ecclesiastical hat is covering my ears! Anyway, don't monks just get to wear those dowdy-ass brown robes? Fuck that shit. Amen.'

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