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Because the universe is chiefly concerned to amuse me by bringing my sundry obsessions into novel and unholy juxtaposition, it is with pleasure but scant surprise that I inform you that The Sarah Teather has been appointed to the Lib Dem Shadow Cabinet.
Her Podness has been named Shadow Secretary for Communities and Local Government, with a special portfolio for Gelfling Anti-Racism Outreach.
The Liberal Democrat Shadow Cabinet, I imagine, can be presumed to be distinctly less shadowy than the Conservative Shadow Cabinet, and might for clarity's sake be better designated the Penumbra Cabinet, or even the Slight Pall Cabinet.
The Sarah Teather, apparently at a Bar Mitzvah